Things One Should NOT Do After A Drunken Dance Party
an old list poem by Mighty Mike McGee
1a: Drive an automobile or operate heavy machinery.
1b. Text message your ex to let her know you saw her new relationship status on Facebook and it makes sense why she’s ignoring you when you guys were doing great communicating a few weeks earlier.
2. Agree to run for president or city council. Mayoralship is acceptable when inebriated.
3. Miss people who don’t love you.
4. Accept loneliness as your “lot in life.”
5. Miss women who do love you, but live across world.
6. Froget to drink water.
7. Fall for lady poets.
8. Keep wanting to dance at 4 in them morning.
9. Write a list poem.
10. Fanta Size about making out with mouths/vulvas.
11. stop dreamig of getting a mini 2 feet tall girafe as pet,/ Dont EVER stop!
12. dgliytyon 23 elf becuse yo